so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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