You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You surviving the open bar?
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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