I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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