I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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