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go home
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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