Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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