He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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