he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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