we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
