Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just google imaged poop.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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