Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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