He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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