That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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