On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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