At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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