I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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