I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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