Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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