Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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