I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i think i just lost a toe
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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