Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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