My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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