Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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