He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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