Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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