I don't usually arrange sex via text message
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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