Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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