Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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