I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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