is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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