I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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