When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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