The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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