We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
you never un-have a 4some
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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