she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We were destined to go to rehab together
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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