you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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