you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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