so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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