i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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