We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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