Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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