boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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