On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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