The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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