Your mouth is God's brothel.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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