I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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