garbage
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you win
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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