There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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