those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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