I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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