How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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