As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize