I love black thongs
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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