I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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