you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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