May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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