so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
time to smoke my breakfast
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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