we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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