Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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